<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7262026263587032174</id><updated>2011-08-02T12:30:23.293+10:00</updated><title type='text'>The Cringe</title><subtitle type='html'>More blitherings of innate idiocy... with a (knife) twist of wisdom and a ([very] small) slice of reality.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>deemacgee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/48/1707/1024/deemacgeesp.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7262026263587032174.post-5370583842439824921</id><published>2009-07-07T23:34:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2009-07-08T00:17:44.028+10:00</updated><title type='text'>*grumble, grumble*</title><content type='html'>When I consider the path my career has taken over the last ten years, I am reminded of the words of the prophetess...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jqiwEafCJ74&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jqiwEafCJ74&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tips for future reference - from self, to self.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Don't overdo it. There's no point.&lt;br /&gt;2. Don't neglect yourself for an employer - they'll learn to think they're entitled.&lt;br /&gt;3. Employers will &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;never&lt;/span&gt; appreciate extra effort because &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;they don't know how&lt;/span&gt; and &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;can't be taught&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;4. Keep your training current, certifications up-to-date and skills sharp.&lt;br /&gt;5. Employment agencies are filled with absolutely the worst people in existence. Your career means nothing to them.&lt;br /&gt;6. Be cynical. You have a much greater chance of accurately predicting the future.&lt;br /&gt;7. Remember to always investigate your alternatives... even if they take you to other countries.&lt;br /&gt;8. Don't be afraid to spend money on things bigger than technology, music or movies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other news, I'm secretly looking forward to being back in Australia. London... it's just not ready for me yet...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7262026263587032174-5370583842439824921?l=beezageeza-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/feeds/5370583842439824921/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7262026263587032174&amp;postID=5370583842439824921' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/5370583842439824921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/5370583842439824921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/2009/07/grumble-grumble.html' title='*grumble, grumble*'/><author><name>deemacgee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/48/1707/1024/deemacgeesp.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7262026263587032174.post-579154718386080743</id><published>2009-07-03T09:13:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2009-07-03T09:15:48.313+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Knotting Hill</title><content type='html'>Damned British romantic films! They have a terrible habit of making an emotional liability of my singledom.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7262026263587032174-579154718386080743?l=beezageeza-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/feeds/579154718386080743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7262026263587032174&amp;postID=579154718386080743' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/579154718386080743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/579154718386080743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/2009/07/knotting-hill.html' title='Knotting Hill'/><author><name>deemacgee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/48/1707/1024/deemacgeesp.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7262026263587032174.post-3476750240816641736</id><published>2009-06-11T02:25:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2009-06-11T02:26:41.961+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Corners down</title><content type='html'>It's a terrible thing when the focus of your entire working life... suddenly amounts to very, very little.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7262026263587032174-3476750240816641736?l=beezageeza-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/feeds/3476750240816641736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7262026263587032174&amp;postID=3476750240816641736' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/3476750240816641736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/3476750240816641736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/2009/06/corners-down.html' title='Corners down'/><author><name>deemacgee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/48/1707/1024/deemacgeesp.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7262026263587032174.post-8603987756292089096</id><published>2009-05-31T04:56:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2009-05-31T04:56:55.536+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Ah, heck.</title><content type='html'>Maybe I'm just... not good enough.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7262026263587032174-8603987756292089096?l=beezageeza-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/feeds/8603987756292089096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7262026263587032174&amp;postID=8603987756292089096' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/8603987756292089096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/8603987756292089096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/2009/05/ah-heck.html' title='Ah, heck.'/><author><name>deemacgee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/48/1707/1024/deemacgeesp.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7262026263587032174.post-111601123497660454</id><published>2009-05-25T01:07:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2009-05-25T01:07:27.648+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Avis</title><content type='html'>For those not yet in the know, let me clear something up: I've recently moved from Sydney to London. So far, three days into it, I'm rather enjoying.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'm a bit lost for words at the moment - can you believe it? - but I shall update accordingly over the new few weeks. In the meantime, here are some positively medicore photographs I've taken so far (clicky for larger):&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://docs.google.com/File?id=dg2wx66s_358gfjqkcfq_b" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img style="width: 320px; height: 240px; float: left; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 1em;" src="http://docs.google.com/File?id=dg2wx66s_358gfjqkcfq_b"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://docs.google.com/File?id=dg2wx66s_359r9w95tg7_b" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img style="width: 320px; height: 240px; float: left; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 1em;" src="http://docs.google.com/File?id=dg2wx66s_359r9w95tg7_b"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7262026263587032174-111601123497660454?l=beezageeza-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/feeds/111601123497660454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7262026263587032174&amp;postID=111601123497660454' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/111601123497660454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/111601123497660454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/2009/05/avis.html' title='Avis'/><author><name>deemacgee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/48/1707/1024/deemacgeesp.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7262026263587032174.post-4612700557565242568</id><published>2009-05-17T22:54:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2009-05-17T22:56:18.078+10:00</updated><title type='text'>It has the same linguistic root as the name "Peter"</title><content type='html'>Yesterday, someone asked me how I felt about my impending &lt;strike&gt;trip&lt;/strike&gt; permanent geographical relocation.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"Absolutely fucking &lt;i&gt;petrified&lt;/i&gt;", I said.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"What? Why?"&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"Well... what if I... you know, &lt;i&gt;fuck it up&lt;/i&gt;?"&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"Beeza... what's to fuck up?"&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Good point.&lt;br&gt;Roll on Thursday.&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7262026263587032174-4612700557565242568?l=beezageeza-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/feeds/4612700557565242568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7262026263587032174&amp;postID=4612700557565242568' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/4612700557565242568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/4612700557565242568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/2009/05/it-has-same-linguistic-root-as-name.html' title='It has the same linguistic root as the name &amp;quot;Peter&amp;quot;'/><author><name>deemacgee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/48/1707/1024/deemacgeesp.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7262026263587032174.post-8666460818887188015</id><published>2009-05-13T21:06:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2009-05-13T21:06:55.628+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Boomerang</title><content type='html'>My passport came back today. Finally. *whew*&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7262026263587032174-8666460818887188015?l=beezageeza-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/feeds/8666460818887188015/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7262026263587032174&amp;postID=8666460818887188015' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/8666460818887188015'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/8666460818887188015'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/2009/05/boomerang.html' title='Boomerang'/><author><name>deemacgee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/48/1707/1024/deemacgeesp.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7262026263587032174.post-5636710705249390853</id><published>2009-05-11T19:57:00.001+10:00</published><updated>2009-05-11T19:57:54.665+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Fluffy and frothy, like a cappucino croissant...</title><content type='html'>So I shall try to keep this a little lighter than previous efforts. I make no guarantees, however...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;...in other news, we are ten days from departure. Still numb with fear, but hey, that's normal for me.&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7262026263587032174-5636710705249390853?l=beezageeza-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/feeds/5636710705249390853/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7262026263587032174&amp;postID=5636710705249390853' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/5636710705249390853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/5636710705249390853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/2009/05/fluffy-and-frothy-like-cappucino.html' title='Fluffy and frothy, like a cappucino croissant...'/><author><name>deemacgee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/48/1707/1024/deemacgeesp.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7262026263587032174.post-438829160512618056</id><published>2009-04-29T20:09:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T21:04:03.100+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Recursion</title><content type='html'>&lt;i&gt;So&lt;/i&gt; glad you could join us.&lt;br /&gt;Pull up a couch. Make yourself comfortable.&lt;br /&gt;Care for a beverage of some description?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7262026263587032174-438829160512618056?l=beezageeza-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/feeds/438829160512618056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7262026263587032174&amp;postID=438829160512618056' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/438829160512618056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7262026263587032174/posts/default/438829160512618056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://beezageeza-life.blogspot.com/2009/04/recursion.html' title='Recursion'/><author><name>deemacgee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/48/1707/1024/deemacgeesp.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
